Confessions 

Confession #1

I kicked the heads off several dandelions today.

Not for enjoyment.

Seed distribution.

Confession #2

The bees continue to support the weeds.

Their position appears unwavering.

Confession #3

I planted a nettle in my neighbours garden

The situation has stung them considerably.

Confession #4

The wild garlic has now spread to areas I don’t remember approving.

It does smell excellent, which complicates enforcement.